Thursday, June 9, 2011
Good God, this bathroom is disgusting. Do I really need lip gloss? I really need lip gloss. Okay. I do not even want to think about the germs I'm getting on my mouth right now. Scrubscrubscrubscrubscrub.
Remember, you are not bringing this guy home tonight. You like him. He is smart. He is funny. He is handsome. He's not someone whose dirty texts I want to ignore the next day about how he wants to spank my ass again. Take things slowly. Do not go home with this guy ... But just in case, I'm glad you wore the black lace panties.
Source: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-a-first-date-as-narrated-by-my-hormones/?eref=RSS
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