Charlie Sheen has issued a sassy reaction to the news that Ashton Kutcher is joining the cast of "Two and a Half Men."

Nick Cannon is one proud papa and he's just revealed new details about his beautiful twins – Moroccan and Monroe — with wife Mariah Carey.

"Monroe obviously is inspired by Marilyn Monroe — who my wife is a huge fan of — and it's just a strong name for a female," Nick told Billy Bush and Kit Hoover on Friday's Access Hollywood Live. "When you hear Monroe as a first name, it's kind of cool. And then Moroccan – I got to name our son. Mariah wasn't really with it at first, but I thought it was kind of cool because it kind of sounds like Mariah and Nick together.

It's official – Ashton Kutcher has signed on to join the cast of "Two and a Half Men," CBS and Warner Bros. announced on Friday.

Plus, a former boy-bander gets semi-naked in Las Vegas. Is there a connection bewteen Lindsay Lohan not wearing a bra and ger sagging career. And, a "Real Housewives" husband drops a single!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans!

Rocker James Durbin was sent home on "American Idol" last night, and he's already wondering if it had to do with covering Journey's "Don't Stop Believing," the song that was also Chris Jericho's swan song on this season of "Dancing with the Stars."

Lindsay Lohan is set to continue her newly-revealed love affair with the mob on the big screen in another film.

The actress, who is slated to play Kim Gotti in "Gotti: Three Generations," will return to the mob world in yet another organized crime world project, Access Hollywood has learned.

On Friday, Fiore Films, the same company behind "Gotti," announced that the 24-year-old actress will star in the upcoming "Mob Street."

Blues singer Etta James is in a Southern California hospital with a potentially deadly infection.

"Bridesmaids" not only proves that Kristen Wiig can carry a movie, but it also fits the bill as an instant R-rated classic that could give the upcoming "Hangover Part II" a run for its money.

Former "That 70's Show" star Ashton Kutcher is finalizing a deal to join "Two and a Half Men," two sources told The Hollywood Reporter.

Plus, the actor reveals a big hint!

Matthew Perry is planning to return to a treatment facility as he works on his ongoing recovery.

"I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery," the 41-year-old actor said in a statement to People.